Population | 16.054 billion |
Capital | Lastplace |
Leader | Omega Zak |
Faith | Nihilism |
Currency | Last Resort |
Animal | Terminal Zebra |
The Candlewhisper Archive Puppet of Finalanswer Archive is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Omega Zak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.054 billion Zaarchiveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lastplace. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Finalanswer Archivean economy, worth a remarkable 3,388 trillion Last Resorts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 211,060 Last Resorts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
When people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes, freedom is never freely given only when the alternative is too expensive, the nation is devoted to world peas, and it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Finalanswer Archive's national animal is the Terminal Zebra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nihilism.
Finalanswer Archive is ranked 256th in the world and 8th in 10000 Islands for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 7,556.22 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm.
- : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, the nation is devoted to world peas.
- : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, freedom is never freely given only when the alternative is too expensive.
- : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes.
- : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice.
- : Finalanswer Archive was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Finalanswer Archive was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided, Most Primitive, Largest Black Market, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 5% for Most Influential.
- : Finalanswer Archive was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances.
- : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, playground injuries are considered academic progress.