Population | 15.832 billion |
Capital | Lastplace |
Leader | Omega Zak |
Faith | Nihilism |
Currency | Last Resort |
Animal | Terminal Zebra |
The Candlewhisper Archive Puppet of Finalanswer Archive is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Omega Zak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.832 billion Zaarchiveans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lastplace. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Finalanswer Archivean economy, worth a remarkable 3,334 trillion Last Resorts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Retail and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 210,611 Last Resorts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids, euthanasia is illegal, Amnesty Interregional has condemned Finalanswer Archive for ignoring crimes against humanity, and the country has essentially become 15.832 billion nations within a nation. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Finalanswer Archive's national animal is the Terminal Zebra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nihilism.
Finalanswer Archive is ranked 114,148th in the world and 350th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 340.0261365498 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, the country has essentially become 15.832 billion nations within a nation.
- : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, Amnesty Interregional has condemned Finalanswer Archive for ignoring crimes against humanity.
- : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, euthanasia is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, immigrant teachers use fat stacks of cash as teaching aids.
- : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
- : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
- : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, short is not always sweet.
- : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Finalanswer Archive.
- : Following new legislation in Finalanswer Archive, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
- : Finalanswer Archive was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".