The Federation of FIFA- is a titanic, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.312 billion FIFA-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The strong FIFA-ian economy, worth 921 trillion FIFA Points a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 69,205 FIFA Points, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. FIFA-'s national animal is the Zabivaka the Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

FIFA- is ranked 137,083^rd in the world and 25^th in Greater Middle East for Most Developed, scoring 56.72 on the Human Development Index.