The Oppressed Peoples of FFNF Republique is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its smutty television. The hard-working population of 4.428 billion FFNF Republiqueans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 18.6%.

The FFNF Republiquean economy, worth 230 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,027 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, and governments opposing FFNF Republique are beset by rebels. Crime is well under control. FFNF Republique's national animal is the Kitsune.

FFNF Republique is ranked 274,572^nd in the world and 5^th in Mata Utu for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6.24 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.