The Land of Feirmont is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Pauline Dragt with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.635 billion Feirmontians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Killow. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Feir economy, worth a remarkable 2,356 trillion Grits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,717 Grits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feirmont's national animal is the Panmanta raycake, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Feirmont is ranked 310,197^th in the world and 60^th in Spiritus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -28.66 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.