The Kingdom of Haremm is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King Makoto with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, devout population of 11.664 billion Haremmians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okuzawa. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Haremish economy, worth a remarkable 2,201 trillion remies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,729 remies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and scientists take credit every time it rains in Spiritus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haremm's national animal is the pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Haremm is ranked 2,987^th in the world and 5^th in Spiritus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 10,427.66 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.