The Republic of FALMOTH is a very large, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 247 million FALMOTHians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.2%.

The strong FALMOTHian economy, worth 12.6 trillion Auras a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 51,194 Auras, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, organ donation is compulsory, and the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FALMOTH's national animal is the White snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

FALMOTH is ranked 265,862^nd in the world and 708^th in Horizon for Nudest, with 56.25 cheeks per square mile.