The United Socialist States of Estalin is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its burgeoning hawk population. The cynical population of 10.067 billion Estalinians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Estalinian economy, worth 275 trillion rubledollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,329 rubledollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estalin's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Estalin is ranked 227,236^th in the world and 3,448^th in The catholic military orders for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -6.32 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.