The Republic of Taduw is a titanic, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 12.786 billion Taduwians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Industry and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 27.5%.

The Taduwian economy, worth 593 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,340 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Bars are packed at all hours, there's no representation without taxation, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe", and citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taduw's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Taduw is ranked 263,032^nd in the world and 1^st in cor 0 for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.