Most Conservative: 1,042ndMost Authoritarian: 4,195thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,306th
The SSR of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Things explode
Durm
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Estonussia

Population12.846 billion

CapitalTallinngrad
LeaderDurm
FaithCommunism

Currencyruble
Animalhawk

The SSR of Estonussia is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Durm with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.846 billion Estonussians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinngrad. The average income tax rate is 58.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Estonussian economy, worth 268 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 20,882 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign lack of enthusiasm for Estonussian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, Durm has just been declared ruler of Estonussia in an international press conference, Estonussia has designated Tallinngrad as its capital city, and Communism has been named as Estonussia's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estonussia's national animal is the hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Communism.

Estonussia is ranked 232,758th in the world and 1st in smolensk oblast for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 41.43 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Conservative: 1,042ndTop
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Most Authoritarian: 4,195thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,306thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,767thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23,377thMost Extreme: 28,467thMost Income Equality: 32,279th

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