The Republic of Enshittification is a tiny, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 10 million Enshittificationians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 13.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Enshittificationian economy, worth 504 billion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,497 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, environmental legislation occurs cyclically, protecting the land is holey work, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Enshittification's national animal is the Fenrir, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Enshittification is ranked 232,761^st in the world and 42^nd in Kerbals of the North for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.