The Principality of Eitir is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 387 million Eitirians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dìoghan. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Eitirian economy, worth 2.84 trillion planets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 7,335 planets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eitir has designated Dìoghan as its capital city, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and transgender and agender are on the education agenda. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eitir's national animal is the Common Fae, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eitir is ranked 46,654^th in the world and 58^th in Refugia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 283.25 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.