The Promised Land of Earthend is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.356 billion Earthendians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Patapole. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Earthendian economy, worth 341 trillion Ka-Chings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 101,616 Ka-Chings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, universities spend millions cultivating ivy on their buildings, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury, and legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earthend's national animal is the Dettankarmen, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Earthend is ranked 100,342^nd in the world and 1^st in Earthend for Highest Drug Use, scoring 171.49 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.