The Army Corps of Earexplodian X Cavalry Corps is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.062 billion Earexplodians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 27.2%.

The Earexplodian economy, worth 136 trillion Decibels a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,558 Decibels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, Leader has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, and the term "Native Earexplodian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earexplodian X Cavalry Corps's national animal is the Joeaveragian Pike and its national religion is Joeism.

Earexplodian X Cavalry Corps is ranked 261,425^th in the world and 994^th in Earexplodian Armed Forces for Most Developed, scoring 51.73 on the Human Development Index.