The Slow Loud Breathers of Donkervader is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lukas Ligloper with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.082 billion underlings are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coruscant. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Controlled by Vader economy, worth an astonishing 22,640 trillion left hands a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 705,699 left hands, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,647,362 per year while the poor average 131,465, a ratio of 20.1 to 1.

Schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, Lukas Ligloper's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Donkervader's national animal is the tauntaun, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Force Activism.

Donkervader is ranked 43,895^th in the world and 20^th in Hell for Most Extreme, scoring 28.94 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.