The Green Commune of Diyarbarkir is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Robomop with a fair hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, state-planned economy, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.296 billion Diyarbarkirians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zebusarwa. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Diyarbarkirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,093 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 173,747 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every day is laundry day, sweat stains are proof of political acumen, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diyarbarkir's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is What is that.

Diyarbarkir is ranked 310,578^th in the world and 11,849^th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -28.76 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.