The Community of Digdin is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Greater Good with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 24.325 billion Vidalokas hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gibe Mony. The average income tax rate is 71.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Vidaloka economy, worth a remarkable 5,752 trillion Wins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 236,492 Wins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Digdin's radio stations, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Win treacle machine. Crime is totally unknown. Digdin's national animal is the Honey Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Digdin is ranked 263,369^th in the world and 157^th in Equilism for Most Conservative, scoring 27.42 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.