The State of Desportes is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 30.645 billion Desportesians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 41.5%.

The strong Desportesian economy, worth 798 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 26,055 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Desportes's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Desportes is ranked 144,389^th in the world and 1^st in Aldorond for Safest, scoring 64.61 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.