The Corporatocracy of Dechikely is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Headman Aleko with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.808 billion Dechikelians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juse. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Dechikelyian economy, worth 305 trillion kets a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,881 kets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 351,892 per year while the poor average 25,459, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions, and more and more people are signing up for the government party. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dechikely's national animal is the cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gentexiam.

Dechikely is ranked 83,670^th in the world and 17^th in United Commonwealth for Highest Drug Use, scoring 209.07 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.