Population | 5.024 billion |
Capital | Prague |
Leader | Alexej Svoboda |
Faith | State Atheism |
Currency | koruna |
Animal | lion |
The Soviet Socialist Federation of Czecho-Slovakian Union is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Alexej Svoboda with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.024 billion Czechoslovaks are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prague. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Czechoslovak economy, worth 666 trillion korunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 132,733 korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Alexej Svoboda to meetings with foreign heads of state, Max Barry is this year's Miss Czecho-Slovakian Union, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czecho-Slovakian Union's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.
Czecho-Slovakian Union is ranked 32,007th in the world and 120th in The Communist Bloc for Most Corrupt Governments, with 67.81 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union was endorsed by The United Socialist States of North Goiky.
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Saint Elmo.
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Developed, Most Patriotic, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union was endorsed by The People's Republic of Perclumsia.
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Democratic Republic of Acember.
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Trimaros.
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union was endorsed by The Confederal Republics of International Socialist Union.
- : Czecho-Slovakian Union was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Des Sawuzavilockaver Islands.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 10 » Namwenia, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, Czecho-slovako-carpathia, Anerchi, Des Sawuzavilockaver Islands, International Socialist Union, Democratic Republic of Acember, Perclumsia, Saint Elmo, and North Goiky.