The Free Land of Crysalia is a titanic, cultured nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 10.743 billion Crysalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emerald City. The average income tax rate is 54.3%.

The strong Crysalian economy, worth 519 trillion credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 48,271 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, the newest shade developed by Crysalia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Crysalia's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crysalia is ranked 169,387^th in the world and 1,189^th in the Rejected Realms for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.13 percentage of bribes refused.