The Consumer Federation of CONSUMEistan is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Jacob Edelweiss with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.762 billion Consumeistanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Consumeistani economy, worth a remarkable 2,524 trillion CSCS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 258,612 CSCS, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Dream holidays often go awry, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, and Consumeistani companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CONSUMEistan's national animal is the Deathbot 3000 MKX, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

CONSUMEistan is ranked 23,973^rd in the world and 4^th in Saint Helene for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 66,463.43 Standard Monetary Units.