The Commonwealth of Conjunction Junction is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by The Commish with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, fear of technology, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 7.866 billion Conjunction Junctionians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cuttlonia. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Conjunction Junctionian economy, worth 304 trillion doll hairs a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,715 doll hairs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old". Crime is relatively low. Conjunction Junction's national animal is the cuttlefish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Ennui.

Conjunction Junction is ranked 290,173^rd in the world and 2,311^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 316.33 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.