The Grand Duchy of Collimia is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 267 million Collimians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 55.3%.

The Collimian economy, worth 16.5 trillion Nuovaliras a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,895 Nuovaliras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, and the Collimian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Collimia's national animal is the Metauroch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Collimia is ranked 33,071^st in the world and 7^th in Rosaria for Highest Drug Use, scoring 338.94 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.