The Grand Duchy of Collimia is a large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 101 million Collimians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.2%.

The strong Collimian economy, worth 5.68 trillion Nuovaliras a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,281 Nuovaliras, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 237,364 per year while the poor average 8,645, a ratio of 27.5 to 1.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, a century of peace does not preclude peace negotiations, Collimia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Collimia's national animal is the Three-headed trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Collimia is ranked 101,863^rd in the world and 24^th in Rosaria for Most Developed, scoring 61.04 on the Human Development Index.