The Completely Failed State of Angbhand is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Endymion with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.868 billion Angbhandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sylvania. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Angbhandian economy, worth an astonishing 12,800 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 758,856 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, and citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Angbhand's national animal is the worg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Angbhand is ranked 4,321^st in the world and 104^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,948.36 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.