The United Socialist States of Elaribel is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Pham Huynh An Huy with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.159 billion Elaribelians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of William La Paix Aurea. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elaribelian economy, worth 127 trillion ⁂ ElSTAs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,819 ⁂ ElSTAs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, the new hit series "Elaribel's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, and teachers regularly paddle unruly students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elaribel's national animal is the turtle and flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Ho Chi Minhism.

Elaribel is ranked 27,114^th in the world and 593^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,788.44 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.