The Reformed Territories of Chreeno is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Director Azolator with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.685 billion Chreenoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crison. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Chreenoan economy, worth 98.7 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 58,579 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, and trains and passengers alike are often late. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chreeno's national animal is the Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Robotheism.

Chreeno is ranked 59,849^th in the world and 112^th in Horizon for Longest Average Lifespans, with 80.94 years.