The Reformed Territories of Chreeno is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Director Azolator with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.05 billion Chreenoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crison. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Chreenoan economy, worth 48.1 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 45,840 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Chreenoans, and birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chreeno's national animal is the Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Robotheism.

Chreeno is ranked 55,333^rd in the world and 36^th in Horizon for Most Corrupt Governments, with 45.55 kickbacks per hour.