Most Devout: 4,803rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,278thLargest Retail Industry: 6,912th
The Incorporated States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Crumbliest, flakiest, onctueuse
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Choccolate

Population3.123 billion

CapitalCadbury
LeaderWillonidas Wonka de Lindt
FaithXocoatl quetzal

Currencycacao bean
Animalcoco monkey king

The Incorporated States of Choccolate is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Willonidas Wonka de Lindt with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.123 billion Chocolateries have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cadbury. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chocolatin economy, worth 367 trillion cacao beans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,538 cacao beans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, reddish-brown is the new black, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Choccolate's national animal is the coco monkey king, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Xocoatl quetzal.

Choccolate is ranked 137,520th in the world and 6th in Lewisham for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 519.48 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 4,803rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,278thLargest Retail Industry: 6,912thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,253rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,484thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,312thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,476thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,636thMost Efficient Economies: 18,803rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,336thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,574thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,676thMost Pacifist: 20,898thMost Developed: 23,163rd
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Choccolate lodged a message on the Lewisham Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Choccolate, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • : Following new legislation in Choccolate, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
  • : Choccolate lodged a message on the Lewisham Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Choccolate, reddish-brown is the new black.
  • : Choccolate was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Choccolate, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Choccolate, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Chocolateries can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.
  • : Following new legislation in Choccolate, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Choccolate, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws.

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