Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27thLargest Gambling Industry: 117thHighest Crime Rates: 123rd
The Community of
Capitalizt
Good and evil are whatever you want them to be
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Chirun

Population11.695 billion

Currencylisart
Animalvulture

The Community of Chirun is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.695 billion Chirunians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Public Transport is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chirunian economy, worth a remarkable 2,926 trillion lisarts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 250,216 lisarts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,342,576 per year while the poor average 2,264, a ratio of 1,034 to 1.

Justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag, the government says only criminals harp on about "innocent until proven guilty", crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chirun's national animal is the vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chirun is ranked 251st in the world and 1st in Phydiosia for Fattest Citizens, with 90.52 Obesity Rate.

Top
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27thLargest Gambling Industry: 117thHighest Crime Rates: 123rdMost Armed: 174thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 189thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 203rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 214thFattest Citizens: 251stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 330thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 362ndMost Avoided: 410thRudest Citizens: 507thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 659thMost Rebellious Youth: 672ndLargest Retail Industry: 733rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 746thLargest Insurance Industry: 846thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,029thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,193rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,932ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,012thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,633rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,370thHighest Economic Output: 4,398thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,285thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,403rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,490thTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,313thLargest Black Market: 14,369thMost Pro-Market: 15,036thHighest Drug Use: 16,486thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,918thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,323rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chirun, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Chirun, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Chirun, the government says only criminals harp on about "innocent until proven guilty".
  • : Following new legislation in Chirun, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag.
  • : Following new legislation in Chirun, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
  • : Chirun's influence in Phydiosia rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Following new legislation in Chirun, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Chirun, the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Chirun, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle.
  • : Following new legislation in Chirun, the government is lending a hand to private industry.

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