Population | 13.618 billion |
Currency | lisart |
Animal | vulture |
The Community of Chirun is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.618 billion Chirunians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Public Transport also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Chirunian economy, worth a remarkable 3,492 trillion lisarts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 256,494 lisarts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,401,430 per year while the poor average 2,320, a ratio of 1,034 to 1.
People with disabilities are told they just need to try harder, the children of Chirun are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chirun's national animal is the vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Chirun is ranked 38,821st in the world and 30th in Right to Life for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,147.16 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Chirun was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Avoided, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Highest Crime Rates and the Top 5% for Most Primitive.
- : Following new legislation in Chirun, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Chirun, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.
- : Following new legislation in Chirun, the children of Chirun are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
- : Following new legislation in Chirun, people with disabilities are told they just need to try harder.
- : Following new legislation in Chirun, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to.
- : Following new legislation in Chirun, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.
- : Following new legislation in Chirun, the news of budget cuts leaves a sour taste in Chirunian mouths.
- : Following new legislation in Chirun, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
- : Following new legislation in Chirun, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives.