Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26thHighest Drug Use: 96thLargest Gambling Industry: 109th
The Community of
Capitalist Paradise
Right and wrong are only opinions
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Chirun

Population13.618 billion

Currencylisart
Animalvulture

The Community of Chirun is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.618 billion Chirunians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Public Transport also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chirunian economy, worth a remarkable 3,492 trillion lisarts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 256,494 lisarts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,401,430 per year while the poor average 2,320, a ratio of 1,034 to 1.

People with disabilities are told they just need to try harder, the children of Chirun are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chirun's national animal is the vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chirun is ranked 38,821st in the world and 30th in Right to Life for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,147.16 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26thHighest Drug Use: 96thLargest Gambling Industry: 109thHighest Crime Rates: 156thMost Armed: 224thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 227thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 235thMost Avoided: 252ndFattest Citizens: 294thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 298thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 317thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 467thRudest Citizens: 636thLargest Insurance Industry: 793rdMost Rebellious Youth: 849thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 961stHighest Disposable Incomes: 969thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,014thLargest Retail Industry: 1,205thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,279thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,744thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,425thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,671stHighest Average Incomes: 5,003rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,701stHighest Economic Output: 5,934thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,742ndMost Primitive: 11,979thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 17,043rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,565thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,829thMost Pro-Market: 24,465thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,481st
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Primitive: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chirun was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Avoided, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Highest Crime Rates and the Top 5% for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Chirun, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Chirun, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.
  • : Following new legislation in Chirun, the children of Chirun are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Chirun, people with disabilities are told they just need to try harder.
  • : Following new legislation in Chirun, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to.
  • : Following new legislation in Chirun, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.
  • : Following new legislation in Chirun, the news of budget cuts leaves a sour taste in Chirunian mouths.
  • : Following new legislation in Chirun, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
  • : Following new legislation in Chirun, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives.

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