The Federation of Cenvosi is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 283 million Cenvosians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 24.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Cenvosian economy, worth 28.7 trillion Tsikoys a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 101,445 Tsikoys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
A punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions, Cenvosi has designated Cenvosi City as its capital city, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cenvosi's national animal is the Atlas Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Cenvosi is ranked 232,446th in the world and 134th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -7 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Cenvosi, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
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Cenvosi, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
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Cenvosi, Cenvosi has designated Cenvosi City as its capital city.
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Cenvosi, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions.
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Cenvosi, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
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Cenvosi, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
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Cenvosi, newspapers are celebrating Leader saving over a million cats from trees.
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Cenvosi, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
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Cenvosi, every workday begins with group therapy.
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Cenvosi, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.











