The People's Republic of Cedoria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chairman Vicktor Sorenz with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 22.208 billion Cedorians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poras. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Cedorian economy, worth a remarkable 9,123 trillion Cedorian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 410,811 Cedorian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Cedoria, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cedoria's national animal is the Giant Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Cedoria is ranked 285,394^th in the world and 380^th in The Leftist Assembly for Safest, scoring 5.33 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.