The Armed Republic of Cat Army33 is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.395 billion Cat Army33ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 26.5%.

The Cat Army33ian economy, worth 66.9 trillion Mice a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,935 Mice, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Typing Leader's name into a search engine always gives zero matches, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, and half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cat Army33's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cat Army33 is ranked 259,533^rd in the world and 900^th in neck for Nicest Citizens, with 5.02 average smiles per day.