The Cat of Cat011 is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Death with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.428 billion Cat011ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cat011ian economy, worth 823 trillion Mice a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,911 Mice, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, and visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cat011's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cat011 is ranked 113,442^nd in the world and 137^th in Refugia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 144.16 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.