The Republic of Captain Foxy is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 267 million Captain Foxyians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The very strong Captain Foxyian economy, worth 17.5 trillion Fazcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 65,410 Fazcoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Captain Foxy's national animal is the Fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Captain Foxy is ranked 120,161^st in the world and 1^st in Freddy Fazbears Pizzeria for Highest Drug Use, scoring 139.49 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.