The Dominion of Canadian Confederacy is a mid-sized, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 67 million Canadians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.0%.

The very strong Canadian economy, worth 4.15 trillion Canadian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 61,928 Canadian Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 184,132 per year while the poor average 16,329, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', genetic researchers have been expelled, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Canadian Confederacy's national animal is the Beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Canadian Confederacy is ranked 234,483^rd in the world and 1^st in Free Confederate States of North America for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 195.2 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.