The Liberum Porcos of Brussel Hamlets is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Firewood with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.161 billion Hamletsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucalentus. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hamletsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,163 trillion goldsprouts a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,546 goldsprouts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Snap elections are called over every minor impasse, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and the dartboard at the Hamletsian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Firewood's face. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brussel Hamlets's national animal is the baby pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protesthamtism.

Brussel Hamlets is ranked 4,546^th in the world and 40^th in Forest for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,860.36 on the Clooney Contribution Index.