Population | 14.015 billion |
Capital | New Orleans |
Leader | Hugh Masekela |
Faith | Jazz |
Currency | Cu |
Animal | Elephant |
The Metal of Brass is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Hugh Masekela with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.015 billion Brassians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orleans. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Brassian economy, worth a remarkable 1,701 trillion Cus a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,402 Cus, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.
People often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, a speech a day keeps climate change away, armed security details escort librarians to their homes, and there's a hole in the heart of every Brassian city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brass's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jazz.
Brass is ranked 232,729th in the world and 7,063rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 23.66990151792 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Brass was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Brass was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Brass was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Brass's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Brass was refounded in Osiris.
- : Brass ceased to exist in Osiris.
- : Brass was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Brass was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Brass was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Brass was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.