Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 187thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 198thLargest Gambling Industry: 209th
The Dazzling Reflection of
Moralistic Democracy
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Blue Narcissus

Population35.661 billion

CapitalOasis of Perpetual Beauty
LeaderNarcissus

Currencymirror
Animalgorgeous self

The Dazzling Reflection of Blue Narcissus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Narcissus with an even hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 35.661 billion Blue Narcissusians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oasis of Perpetual Beauty. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blue Narcissusian economy, worth an astonishing 12,875 trillion mirrors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 361,045 mirrors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, email killed the radio star, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, and the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Blue Narcissus's national animal is the gorgeous self, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Blue Narcissus is ranked 793rd in the world and 3rd in The Maritimes for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 9,993.64 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 187thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 198thLargest Gambling Industry: 209thLargest Insurance Industry: 309thHighest Disposable Incomes: 398thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 444thHighest Economic Output: 475thMost Stationary: 495thMost Avoided: 546thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 624thLargest Mining Sector: 640thFattest Citizens: 731stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 755thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 781stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 793rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 937thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,246thLargest Retail Industry: 1,530thHighest Average Incomes: 1,577thNudest: 2,361stHighest Crime Rates: 2,388thLargest Populations: 2,477thMost Secular: 2,853rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,316thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,396thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,573rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,835thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,971stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,172ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,213thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,349thMost Influential: 5,709thRudest Citizens: 5,975thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,352ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,241stSmartest Citizens: 12,896thMost Efficient Economies: 13,930thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 21,811thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,487th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the region

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