The Democratic Republic of Blablasstan is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 692 million Blablasstanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 19.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Blablasstanian economy, worth 32.4 trillion reuros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,852 reuros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Calls to prayer are the newest dog whistles, government winter plans get a frosty reception, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime is totally unknown. Blablasstan's national animal is the Seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Blablasstan is ranked 67,225^th in the world and 125^th in Horizon for Nudest, with 187.75 cheeks per square mile.