The Constitutional Monarchy of Bionir is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7 million Bioneasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Bionirian economy, worth 254 billion BUENOS a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,303 BUENOS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Bionir, protests are legal but strictly supervised, and people talk about things being better when men were men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bionir's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bionir is ranked 191,234^th in the world and 382^nd in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 84.72 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.