The Federation of Beloyria is a large, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 158 million Beloyrians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The very strong Beloyrian economy, worth 9.83 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 62,185 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 206,976 per year while the poor average 13,922, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Beloyria's national animal is the Brown Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Beloyria is ranked 287,928^th in the world and 15,427^th in Lazarus for Highest Drug Use, scoring 25.02 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.