The Republic of Beenee is a very large, safe nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 214 million Beeneeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 28.1%.

The Beeneean economy, worth 13.0 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,789 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, diplomatic missions are often mistaken as declarations of war, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beenee's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Beenee is ranked 280,028^th in the world and 103^rd in Aeternas for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.32 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.