The Join Britannia of Baroness Kensington is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Anastasia de Bourbon with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 4.196 billion Kensingtonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Kensington. The average income tax rate is 47.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Baroness Kensingtonian economy, worth 316 trillion Pound Stirlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Average income is 75,519 Pound Stirlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Anastasia de Bourbon's stash", and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Baroness Kensington's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Baroness Kensington is ranked 148,497^th in the world and 88^th in Britannia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 517.87 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.