The Confederate Republic of FutanaTion is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mike Honey with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.514 billion Futanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.1%.

The strong FutanaTionian economy, worth 101 trillion Silver Cents a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration and Book Publishing. Average income is 67,106 Silver Cents, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 195,937 per year while the poor average 18,153, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Spousal homicide rates have tripled in recent months, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, no one gossips with Mike Honey during diplomatic summits, and multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FutanaTion's national animal is the Meerkat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

FutanaTion is ranked 10,989^th in the world and 27^th in Fifth Empire for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,153.98 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.