The Empire of Baba is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 9.448 billion Babaians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ridica. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Babaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,127 trillion kroner a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,387 kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baba's national animal is the Southern Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Baba is ranked 125,759th in the world and 11th in Sky Haven for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 131.39 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
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Baba lodged a message on the Sky Haven Regional Message Board.
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Baba, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
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Baba, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt.
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Baba, elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares.
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Baba was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
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Baba, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art.
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Baba, charities reserve the right to not help those who go against religious teachings.
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Baba, government election advice reads like a restaurant menu.
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Baba, windows in Ridica don't have much of a view.
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Baba was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.



























