The Federation of Azmyr is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.415 billion Azmyrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.

The Azmyrian economy, worth 125 trillion Rumats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 51,919 Rumats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control. Azmyr's national animal is the Azmyrian Ghost Crab, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Azmyr is ranked 40,241^st in the world and 10^th in Astellaria for Highest Drug Use, scoring 303.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.