The Gangsta's Paradise of Awesomeness is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Great Gigachad Sun Wo Kong with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.521 billion Gigachads enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel of Triumph. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Awesomenessian economy, worth 888 trillion septillion social credits a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 252,353 septillion social credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 957,416 per year while the poor average 46,174, a ratio of 20.7 to 1.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"), and skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Awesomeness's national animal is the Dragon-Eating Cats, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Sigma Grindset of Sun Wo.

Awesomeness is ranked 19,480^th in the world and 43^rd in Far East Oriental Federation for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,263.62 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.