The 𖤓Federal Republic𖤓 of Arzastan is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Prime minister with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 5.213 billion Arzenese enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arzagaan. The average income tax rate is 64.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Arzenese economy, worth 482 trillion Chenderqaazzes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,431 Chenderqaazzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Every week is blindness awareness week, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arzastan's national animal is the Stronk Blanford's fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mithraism.

Arzastan is ranked 95,894^th in the world and 58^th in Far East Oriental Federation for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,362.41 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.