The Dictatorship of Aurpir is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dictator Amir with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 4.286 billion Aurpirians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doshrya. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Aurpirian economy, worth 767 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 178,989 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Famous artwork is regularly confiscated for plagiarism, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, and picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aurpir's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aurpir is ranked 4,853^rd in the world and 3^rd in Kelios for Most Developed, scoring 94.91 on the Human Development Index.