The District of Attawapiskat is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 30.637 billion Attawapiskatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Attawapiskatian economy, worth 564 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is 18,430 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have been outlawed, punitive tariffs protect local industry, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Attawapiskat's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Attawapiskat is ranked 93,930^th in the world and 1^st in Burlington for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,000.69 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.